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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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So far the best picture I could find of myself from this weekend
this is really fucking ace
That teal.
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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vgly:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
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omg
breathing down your butt
the ‘kindly gloria’ bit makes me picture an old lady instead of a kid and i honestly like it much better this way
YOU STOLE A CHILD’S NEOPETS ACCOUNT WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU
uh yeah this isn’t funny this is mean
Wow what an exceptionally shitty person you are
Congratulations for exhibiting the unique brand of wit normally reserved for antagonists in John Hughes films
Who the fuck steals Neopets?
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First official meeting of the Avengers rejects.
babies
Go back to Philly.
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if my otp ever becomes canon
#i feel like this would legitimatley be my reaction #i would turn into a black guy and my mom would turn into some white old guy#and we would both be in the uniforms #and i would start freaking out #and she would just place her hands on my shoulders #and wonder why the fuck i was black
i
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Are those things really called woggles? Can I get a confirmation from my British followers? John, you’re making me learn things even when you’re not trying to. Perfect.
woggles
oh m y god
Brits and their stupid aquatic toy names.
woogles
So I’m the only one surprised that the Brits even have pool toys? or pools, even.
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